
Consider if you will: Ubiquity of Ant
Except, ironically, for Antarctica, the Ant
Is nearly everywhere and feculant!
Not billions only, like their larger cousin “Ignorant.”
Twenty quadrillion strong; they’re teeny, giant, valiant.

They rush about so jubilant & radiant.
Communicants rely on signals redolant.
Perhaps there’s no philosoph-ant named Kant.
Or Einstein Ant, I freely grant.

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But colony becomes a brain significant
That might outthink the Homo Sapiant.
Perhaps in years to come—the ape so flippant—
With greed outsized and flagrant?
No longer extant. Instead? All extinct-ophant.

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And yet I find myself incredulant
We’d toss away our freedom to a mendicant
A tyrant, gyrant, sycophant
A pig disguised as elephant—
A felon, cheat, assaulto-phant;
A coward; Putin’s supplicant.

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I’d think instead we’d drop the orange deviant;
Forgo the hateful bully Cheeto-ant;
Remember we’re a nation immigrant.
Vote the party Kamalant—she’s both good and competant.

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