“…totally under control…
“It’s going to be just fine…”
Like dynamite lit
But under a bowl
You don’t see much
If you are such
That has no spine.
Nor half a wit.
Death tastes like candy!
“…we pretty much shut it down…”
No need to frown!
We’re the best game in town!
“…so we’re in very good shape…”
I like to rape,
The younger the better!
Epstein, my buddy: quite the jet-setter!
Him I barely knew!
He mysteriously died
Before he could squeal
‘Cause we had a deal.
Billy Barr is the best!
He’s on my side!
Kills on request.
“…stock market looking
Very good to me…!”
And books, I’ve been cooking
Ever since I was wee!
Which reminds me of pee!
Which starts with a ’T’
Which stands for Trump
And kissing my rump.
“The risk is low!”
And I oughta know!
I’m a genius who’s stable!
(I watch Fox on cable).
I go with my gut!
(Nearly as big as my butt!)
If they die in far places
Why should I care?
Not even white races
Just people to spare.
Here in ‘Merica, we’re still sitting pretty.
Only 22 deaths, it’s a drop in the bucket!
The snowflakes are getting amazingly petty!
But I don’t care and just say “#### it!”
Thank goodness for ME!
My ratings are high!
Among my slaves it’s 509
Do not whine!
Do not cry!
Plagues enrich the Crime Family!
There’s plenty of testing as you can see!
For everyone willing to bow to ME!
American deaths are sitting quite pretty!
Though some will call for tears and pity.
It’s just a ten K.
Let’s open up and re-elect!
We can’t have a down-ish DOW!
I’m the ONE the Russians select!
Letting everyone vote is a sacred cow.
Arm yourselves and demand to be free!
To do what I tell you fanatically!
Americans dead? Only 41 thou!
I grade myself: with every A!
And who knows better than brilliant ME!
I dotted each ‘i’ and crossed every ’T’
And jumped at each opportunity
To watch Fox News on my TV
And Marrow-Lago’s? Golf’s place to play!
Go drink some bleach!
And crowd on the beach!
We’re falling behind in the USA.
We’re only just now at 68K!
Come on people! Show your master!
I need an even million dead — and so much faster!
Putin’s telling us all to hurry
Don’t stay home with your chin all furry.
Get those tattoos, massages, and cuts!
If you die it just shows that you had the guts!
To follow “Der Fooler” right over that cliff!
If you don’t like death’s smell,
Then don’t take a whiff.
Stay under my spell
And before this year’s end,
I’ll have met Putin’s quota!
You shouldn’t care even one iota
How many fell or now live in hell.
Family dead or perhaps a dear friend?
Who gives a damn when I’m having such fun!?
My race to dictatorship nearly won!
And when at last all power is mine,
I’ll rewrite history so you will learn,
That it’s fine to torture and great to burn!
I can treat everyone just like swine!
My ego will swell! So all will be well!
Hitler’s reign: a mere thousand years!
More important: his tally of ten million dead!
Vlad and I have work to do,
But our being happy depends on you!
We’ll only be happy when few are fed
And we can feast on trillions of tears!
Shut away your childish fears!
Believe our lies, however absurd.
I’ll abandon you as quick as a Kurd!
But you’re not allowed to see what’s true!
Or look beyond my invisible hue!
Watch my glitter as you fall down and die
Give “Der Fooler” one last sigh
Love me tender and call me ‘great.’
As you fall and die — but don’t be late!
It’s all a hoax that’s been brought by the left
Who’d open the borders and make you all gay.
Just believe in me and you don’t have to think!
I’ll take your cash and leave you bereft.
I’ll make you work for a dollar a day
While you wallow in filth and smell the sick stink.
But that’s just Donald: me being me!
So know your role; increase that toll!
Help me reach that golden goal!
Let’s destroy democracy!
Let’s fashion a world where I am supreme!
And everyone knows their proper place.
I’ll drink the milk and all of the cream.
But you can be happy that I’ve lived my dream:
When I die — take the whole human race.
Once you’ve given your all and all you have to give
When *I* die — why should anyone live?
Let’s go lackeys and strive for the best!
Make America Great and lead all the rest!
Make America end with a big loud BANG!
Help me sharpen COVID’s brutal FANG!
A million dead at the end of the year!
Me on my throne without shedding a tear!
12/31/2020 (world): <2,000,000
12/31/2020 (USA): >1,000,000