Another bright and shiny thing!
Let’s all shout and dance and sing!
It glitters in polluted air!
It makes you want to sit and stare!
The newest bright and shiny thing!
I’ll cage the babies! Ain’t it fun!
I’m chosen as The Chosen One!
I’ll bring you pain; I’ll bring you down.
But as of now, my game’s in town!
At end of day, my game is done.
All my wondrous treacherous creatures!
All my crimes — now being reported!
But I’ll fight back with reporters deported.
Let’s open schools and kill some teachers!
They’re over-eager over-reachers!
Black lives matter? What’s with that?
I’ve grown fatter! Chomp on my chat!
I’ll spew and spatter racist chatter.
I’ve stolen so much my platter is flatter.
I’m careful as a junkyard rat.
My Pelf on Shelf – he’s such a Sweetie!
Never tries to do his duty:
Lock me away to save the nation.
He’d rather mouth his incantation:
“Lootie, Booty, Gawd-darned Tootie!”
I’ll rest at last when all is mine,
“Der Fooler” they will claim’s divine!
Pootie will show me how it’s done!
Torture, steal — it’s all such fun!
Just drink a little chloroquine!
What’s that you’ve given me to drink?
Why Vlad, you’ve broken rank
Given me polonium — and I drank.
I threw others under bus and tank,
But I gave you your life long prize.
You betrayed me – what a surprise!
You said I was the light — just right —
The son you never had
Oh, Vlad, Oh, Vlad.
You used me like a tool it seems.
I never thought in foulest dreams
You’d play me for the fool.
You promised me and now I’m had.
Winning bigly is so sad.
I’ll tell! I’ll tell! They’ll all believe
Me when I say…